Restful Recharger T-Shirts

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Inactive wear store.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Siesta-time

"Maureen, A pillow."

Lady has a coffee break.

Someone has had a hard day!

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Comfort zone

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

Yawn