Restful Recharger Gifts

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Couch Potatoes

Inactive wear store.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"You're stealing the blanket."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Siesta-time

Someone has had a hard day!

Lady has a coffee break.

"Maureen, A pillow."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Comfort zone

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Eat a balanced diet, get plenty of rest, lose weight and make prudent investments.

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

Yawn

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'