Recharge Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

AA Meeting Here Today

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The discovery of electricity...

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Man feeding his computer money.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Lithium Fair

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'