Restaurant Rusher Gifts

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

I love Cannelloni

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'How is the water prepared?'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

I'm not going to send over my manager just because there's a fly in your soup. What about sending over the fly's manager.