Restaurant Review Aficionados Pillows

Add comfort and personality to their space with pillows that celebrate the art of the restaurant review, featuring fun designs and witty sayings.

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"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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'A cheeky red?'

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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La Table

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.' mockup

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"You say your crème needs more Brulée?" mockup

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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"Vindaloo hot enough?"

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'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.' mockup

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?" mockup

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

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Your lobster was off!

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please." mockup

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

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"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!" mockup

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?" mockup

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery. mockup

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'It's my favorite.'

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"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?" mockup

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

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Advanced footsie

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"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.' mockup

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?' mockup

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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Restaurant Review Aficionados Pillows Collection

Restaurant Review Aficionados Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for restaurant review aficionados—witty, charming, and designed to make their coffee breaks more delightful.

Restaurant Review Aficionados Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the art of evaluating restaurants, perfect for decorating walls and inspiring culinary conversations.

Restaurant Review Aficionados T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts designed for food critics and dining enthusiasts, combining humor and style in every bite-sized statement.