Restaurant Mishap Admirer Pillows

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"How is everything?"

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

I hate karaoke nights.

"Waiter, there seems to be a toupee in my soup."

"New jeans? - No, cat attack."