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'The wine should be done anytime now.'

La Table

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Homo Gamus

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

The High Line at Giza

Fast Food Menu Selections

Advanced footsie

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Movies vs. Films

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"....and hold the garlic."

'Whatever he's eating.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign