Restaurant Junkie Pillows

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

La Table

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Fast Food Menu Selections

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Advanced footsie

The High Line at Giza

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Platter confusion.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"....and hold the garlic."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'