Responsibility Ruminator Gifts

"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!"

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

The Buck Never Stops.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"I really like smart women."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

In Case of Accidents

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."