Emergency Ruminator Gifts

Find the ideal gift for the emergency ruminator—a person whose creative mind often wanders into deep or humorous reflections. Our collection blends wit and charm, perfect for sparking smiles and thoughtful moments. Whether they’re crafting, dreaming, or just contemplating life, our products celebrate that creative rumination with a playful twist. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the essence of a spirited thinker who loves to muse and ponder endlessly.

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In Case of Accidents

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"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!" mockup

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

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"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo." mockup

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

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"I think...therefore I am. I think." mockup

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

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Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher mockup

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

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"I really like smart women."

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'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.' mockup

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

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Head in the sand.

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'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?'' mockup

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

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"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year." mockup

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

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"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte." mockup

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

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"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!"

"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!" mockup

"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!"

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'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...' mockup

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

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"I hope we haven't come at a bad time." mockup

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

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"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well." mockup

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

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'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!' mockup

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

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'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.' mockup

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

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"So make me an offer."

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"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31." mockup

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

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"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins." mockup

"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

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"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees."

"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees." mockup

"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees."

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In case of emergency break bread. mockup

In case of emergency break bread.

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"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident." mockup

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

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"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me." mockup

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

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The end is not near - so cope!

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"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much."

"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much." mockup

"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much."

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Emergency Ruminator Gifts Collection

Emergency Ruminator Mugs

Looking for more? Explore our mugs collection, bursting with designs perfect for the creative and contemplative types like the emergency ruminator.

Emergency Ruminator Pillows

Cozy up their space with our fun, reflective pillow designs—perfect for the creative thinker who loves to ponder.

Emergency Ruminator Prints

Inspire their environment with prints that celebrate creative rumination. Discover designs that spark thought and add personality to any room.

Emergency Ruminator T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that celebrates their inventive spirit. Browse our witty and creative designs tailored for deep thinkers and imaginative souls.