Resolution Skeptic Pillows

My New Year's resolution? To come up with some resolutions for the year after next.

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'Why are we getting a new year before the old one meets expectations?'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Mediation Process

"I hate this time of year."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

January Joiner

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

New years resolutions

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

New Years Reolutions

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

Dear Diary...Resolutions

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

Who am I kidding?

New Year's Resolution.