Resolution Skeptic T-Shirts

My New Year's resolution? To come up with some resolutions for the year after next.

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'Why are we getting a new year before the old one meets expectations?'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Mediation Process

"I hate this time of year."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

January Joiner

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

New years resolutions

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

New Years Reolutions

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

Who am I kidding?

New Year's Resolution.