Resolution Realists Pillows

New Years Resolution.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I hate this time of year."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Recession

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Goodbye cruel world."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"I need the saw again."

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'