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Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"He's a rescue."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"I've got a pulse!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Poetry Knight

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"He's a genius at product placement."

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

"We rescued him form the research lab."

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

"We’re ready when you are!"

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Rescue Dogs

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

"You the couple interested in the German Shepherd?"

"What is it girl? Something happen to Timmy?"

Goldie, I'm sinking! It's not time to play.

"She's a rescue."