Rescue Ringleader T-Shirts

"I've got a pulse!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"She was a rescue."

"He's a rescue."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Poetry Knight

"Thanks man!"

In case of fire call yourself.

"I want that one, mommy!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand