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A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"He's a rescue."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I've got a pulse!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."