Rescue Ringleader Mugs

"I've got a pulse!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

"He's a rescue."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"I want that one, mommy!"

"Thanks man!"

In case of fire call yourself.

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand