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'We're going back to basic cable."

TV repeats.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Women in a cross country race

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Macho man body building club.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

Driverless Car