Rerun Enthusiast Gifts

'We're going back to basic cable."

TV repeats.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Women in a cross country race

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Macho man body building club.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

Taking to the sky...

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

Driverless Car

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'