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'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Deja Viewer

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Women in a cross country race

Goddess

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Reuse it or lose it.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

TV Situations vacant.

Daily Routine

Town Planning Department

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Get a life

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"