Reruns Mugs

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Deja Viewer

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"You keep impeccable time."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Women in a cross country race

Goddess

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Reuse it or lose it.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Daily Routine

TV Situations vacant.

'Stress'

Town Planning Department

'Are we having fun yet?'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Get a life

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."