Replays Mugs

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Remote control pirate bully

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Tommy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

The Missing Sock Returns

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Early Colour TV

'The kids were so sweet...'

'At lone at last.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Rocking Horse

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Swinging