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"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"Are we there yet?"

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

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"What if she's not my type?"

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'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"My wife finds it natural to nag, so if you hear that I died of natural causes, you'll know why."

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"I'm writig a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks.'"

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

He'd often look back and wonder what went wrong. She'd catch him sometimes and call the police.

'40 years from now, they'll look back at this decade as the good old days.'

'We have a good marriage, but not a marriage made in heaven.'

"My wife is all in the eye of the beholder."

"When everyone's day... no one is."

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'Again?'

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