"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."
Cycle Analyst T-Shirts
Find stylish and witty t-shirts for cycle analysts. Perfect for casual wear, these tees celebrate the love of cycling mixed with a dash of clever analysis.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
Great Chinese Dynasties
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
Light Bulb Moment
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
The Life of Pi
"Morning, all!"
Lethal Presentation
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
'Why can't my walks be that fun?'
Time Is Money
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
'We're living in a round hole economy.'
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
Man using exercise bike being chased by dog
"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."
"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"Fill me in so I can panic too."
"Was that my pager or yours?"
Cycle Analyst T-Shirts Collection
Cycle Analyst Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for cycle analysts. Perfect for every coffee or tea break, these witty designs celebrate your love for cycling and data analysis.
Cycle Analyst Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate cycling analysis. These cozy accessories add personality to any room and reflect your favorite hobby.
Cycle Analyst Prints
Decorate your space with prints that capture the clever spirit of cycling analyzers. Great for personal gifts or adding flair to your home or office.