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'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Fast Lane.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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Cat and Dog Bike

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Still on your left."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Oh course!'

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

It's much easier on my knees.

Hitching a lift

"I find things go around in cycles."

Sustainable transport

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"It cuts air resistance."

Cycle Lane

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

The Bikings

Cycling Race

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

The Ageing Process

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."