Reprimand Observer Pillows

One way only.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Opposing viewpoint.

Progress

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Three little maids from school, from The Mikado

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

"You always seem a lot taller when I'm in trouble."

Saudi Oil: Non-Production Manager

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"