Reprimand Observer Gifts

One way only.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Opposing viewpoint.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Progress

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Three little maids from school, from The Mikado

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

Saudi Oil: Non-Production Manager

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"