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"The board felt you were the right person to give this report some granularity."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Difference of Opinion

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

A little bird told me...

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Target your customer.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

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