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'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

The day the stock market went UP.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

The Communicator

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Cool 3-D screen.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

News. Economy Grows. They say the economy is growing! Probably, it's certainly outgrown me!

'Can Hart, Wendell, Blaine & Norbrook come out to merge?'