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"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Math Teacher

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

It's academic

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"