Communications Whiz T-Shirts

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

'How fast can you hype?'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Staff support"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Out and In.

Evolution.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Twitter censorship

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Let us pray...'

Technologies and distance classes

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"