Reporting Whiz Mugs

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

The day the stock market went UP.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Communicator

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Cool 3-D screen.

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Can Hart, Wendell, Blaine & Norbrook come out to merge?'

Explaining it on layman's terms