"Why can't newspapers run more good-news stories?"
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"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."
Doctor to patient regarding awaiting media: 'I hope you don't mind - I called a press conference.'
'They're bored in kitchenware------they must be quiet too'
Tell Newsweek.
Weapens of Mass Instruction
"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."
Christopher Cuomo
Brian Williams - Incoming!
Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born
"We're being accused of talking down the economy...I want the idea looked at on pages 1,3,6 and 7 with a colour spread in the supplement."
If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets
'The galaxy explodes in a fiery hellscape - but first, the latest on the 'Octomom'.'
Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!
I'm Andy Cooperman, CNM News, with a breaking story. This is chaos. Madness. What went wrong? Can we recover? What? How? Where? When? Why? I tripped and spilled a cup of coffee. Then I cleaned it up. This reporter has never seen anything like it. 24-hour news gets a little desperate when there's a lull in actual crises. Let's go to our experts. It's apocalyptic.
Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever
Glenn Greenwald is What?
Such Terrible News...and Such Small Portions
Occu-Pie Mars
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'How fast can you hype?'
Squeezing the Free Press.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
They're Not Just That Into It
"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Gay Times...
The Circular Logic of Fascism
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