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Difference of Opinion

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

I won THAT Pulitzer for a drug name.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'By the way, is this off the record?'

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

'Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication.'

God hounded by the media.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"No comment."

'Once again, there is no conclusive evidence of climate change. From Fairbanks, Alaska, this is Joe Matthews reporting.'

Slanted media coverage.

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

'Lessons have been learned.'

Sign says Daily News: Read it for free online: Journalists wonder 'Where did it all go wrong?'

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

"Would you say this is a must-win?"

"I said I would take questions - I didn't say I would answer them."

"Here's what went wrong today."

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

Journalist flooding an area

'He was a great writer'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

Coincidence or What?

Headline: 'Something happened but it was all over by the time we got there.'

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Let me rephrase your question and answer with a 10 second sound bite to catch the next news cycle.'

Investigative journalism today: Reporter looks at 'TwitFace' social network site.

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'