Replication Gifts

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Golfing Boss

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"