Replication Gifts

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Football Fans

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'