Reenactment Rebel Gifts

"Well, as long as it was just a re-enactment."

Remote control pirate bully

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Moustached gentleman

Goddess

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"