Reenactments Gifts

Battle re-enactment Cavalier outside pub with Roundhead, says to fellow soldier: 'I'm just having a swift pint with my opponent here. It's supposed to be a civil war, innit?'

150th Anniversary Civil War Reenactment. We're not big history buffs --- We just like saying "sesquicentennial"!

Civil Discourse Reenactors

'I hereby claim this land for all future renaissance festivals and maybe a shakespeare festival or two!'

"Yes I know! This i just a re-enactment!"

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Pirate

Knight Golfing

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sundial Time

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Goddess

Blue Dress

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sabrage!