Reenactment Enthusiast Gifts

'Isn't it exciting that our house was chosen for the reenactment?!'

'We watched aboard the Skylark - the Brits were blue, the French were Red and Tom was Green.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Moustached gentleman

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Goddess

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I got probation."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

England.

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

George Washington

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Injured soldier receives first aid.