Reenactment Rebel Mugs

"Well, as long as it was just a re-enactment."

Remote control pirate bully

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Moustached gentleman

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Goddess

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"