
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.
"I hear you bought a new classic car."
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
"What old school? This is my life."
Deflator mouse
"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."
"Take me to your mechanic."
"Do you buy cars here?"
"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
'It seats two comfortably.'
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
Yes, That Was The Exit
It's great for pulling the birds!
'I found what was making those funny noises.'
CLEAR!
Otto the SmartyCar!
Thatched roof car.
Organic Soldering.
'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
'God's speed.'
'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'
'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'
When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."
'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'
'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'
'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'
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