Repeating A Grade Gifts

'Of course you've seen that essay done before. I'm repeating the fifth grade.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Examiners.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

Examiners Nightmare.

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Grading Guidelines.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

History exam marked as an 'Epic fail'.

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

GCSE Results.

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

"How'd you do on your test?"

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'