Repeating A Grade Pillows

'Of course you've seen that essay done before. I'm repeating the fifth grade.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Examiners.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

Examiners Nightmare.

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Grading Guidelines.

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

History exam marked as an 'Epic fail'.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

GCSE Results.

"How'd you do on your test?"

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

"I can't believe it...I got a 'B' average this year. Do you know what that means?"