Reorganization Warrior Gifts

Very Early in the Reorganization.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Low-Energy Drinks

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Time Out For Teddy

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Executive Asks Death To Wait