Reorganization Warrior Gifts

Very Early in the Reorganization.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Executive Asks Death To Wait