"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
Workaholic Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for the workaholic warrior who never quits? Our collection features witty and inspiring products that acknowledge their passion and dedication. From humorous mugs to bold t-shirts, these gifts are crafted to cheer on their unstoppable work ethic. Show your appreciation for their hustle with a gift as committed as they are, blending humor and motivation in a creative way that they'll truly value.
"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."
"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."
"Today is my birthday, Kaitlin. Have everyone work extra hard."
"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."
State of Work...State of Marriage
"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."
'OK, you've been working like a dog. What's your point?'
"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."
"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"
'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'
Nose to the grindstone.
"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"
'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').
Executive Asks Death To Wait
"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."
"I'm binge working tonight."
"That's what I like about Peterson, he doesn't let a little illness keep him off the job."
"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."
How to make iced coffee
"Our ideal employee can function without sleep while working a 120 hour week and is, of course, highly family oriented."
"Fuck, I need a vacation..."
"Have a good weekend!"
"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."
Briefcase hand-off.
'I'm going back to my office so I can relax!'
Commuter on the Orient Express
Bob hated working over-time.
"If we're going to get to grips with your obsession with working...."
"Mind if I take this? It might be important."
'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'
"I was thinking about retirement, but then what would I do?"
'Ms. Pembrook, we really don't require you to put your nose to the grindstone ALL the time.'
"With my new raise comes more responsibility and my choice of four new stress related illnesses!"
'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'
Workaholic Warrior Gifts Collection
Workaholic Warrior Mugs
Discover other mugs celebrating hardworking spirits—find the perfect one to brighten their mornings and remind them of their unstoppable energy.
Workaholic Warrior Pillows
Looking to add some encouragement to their space? Our pillows featuring inspiring messages are perfect for the workaholic warrior’s cozy corner.
Workaholic Warrior Prints
Find inspiring prints that motivate and celebrate the hardworking spirit—an ideal gift for the dedicated workaholic in your life.
Workaholic Warrior T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that salute dedication and hustle—ideal for any workaholic warrior who takes pride in their relentless pursuit of success.