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"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"Today is my birthday, Kaitlin. Have everyone work extra hard."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

State of Work...State of Marriage

"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."

'OK, you've been working like a dog. What's your point?'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"That's what I like about Peterson, he doesn't let a little illness keep him off the job."

"I'm binge working tonight."

Commuter on the Orient Express

"If we're going to get to grips with your obsession with working...."

Bob hated working over-time.

"Have a good weekend!"

'I'm going back to my office so I can relax!'

Briefcase hand-off.

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."

How to make iced coffee

"Our ideal employee can function without sleep while working a 120 hour week and is, of course, highly family oriented."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Ms. Pembrook, we really don't require you to put your nose to the grindstone ALL the time.'

"With my new raise comes more responsibility and my choice of four new stress related illnesses!"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'Do you get the impression that Simpson isn't completely happy here!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.