Rent Bill Payer Gifts

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I charge by the grain."

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

'I don't care that you've been the landlord's imaginary friend since childhood. I'm engaged to demand payment of rent!'

'How goes the billing?'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"