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Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I charge by the grain."

"Airbnb?"

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

Inside Airbnb

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

'I don't care that you've been the landlord's imaginary friend since childhood. I'm engaged to demand payment of rent!'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"