Paying Bills T-Shirts

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

Why you must go to work

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'Are these billable hours?'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'Don't pay the doctor...'

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'How goes the billing?'