Online Bill Paying T-Shirts

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

I am billing, therefore I am.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Business restraining law firms

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

'The last thing WE need is faster broadband.'

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."