Billing Issues T-Shirts

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

Business restraining law firms

'Are these billable hours?'

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'

Man not charged enough for first opinion.

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'